Cryptic Street Sign Leaves Local Motorist Baffled / A local man struggled to decipher a bizarre street sign yesterday, Dumb Runner has learned, pondering its meaning as he drove through a stop light to make a right turn. Terry Francona, 39, encountered th... See more
Boston Marathon Says Runners Who End Race at Heartbreak Hill Can Still Get Finisher’s Medal / Runners at this year’s Boston Marathon can opt to end their race at mile 20 while still receiving a finisher’s medal, Dumb Runner has learned — a change that org... See more
Local Runner Frustrated to Be Stuck Again in Rush Hour Traffic / A local runner is stuck in a traffic jam downtown, Dumb Runner has learned, and fuming because the gridlock has slowed his pace to a crawl. James Capaldi, 42, has been trapped in the traffic... See more
INSPIRATION ALERT! This Busy Mother of Two Runs Even While Menstruating / Like all moms, Danielle Plainview is a busy woman. In addition to raising two young children, the 39-year-old marketing manager is an avid gardener, an amateur musician, and a regul... See more
‘I’m Not Blaming the Victim,’ Says Man Preparing to Blame the Victim / A local man commented yesterday on a story of a recent traffic crash, Dumb Runner has learned, stressing that he’s not blaming the victim of the crash moments before doing exactly that... See more
