‘It’s Not You, It’s Us,’ NYC Marathon Tells Rejected Applicant / A local runner learned recently that she will not be running the New York City Marathon this fall, Dumb Runner has learned, via an email that some have called patronizing and “weirdly person... See more
BREAKING: L.A. Marathon Organizers Wondering Whether It Too Late to Claim Website Was Hacked / Organizers of the Los Angeles Marathon called an emergency meeting today to discuss whether it’s too late for them to plausibly claim someone hacked into their ... See more
Running Ultramarathons May Tucker You Out, Study Warns / Runners who regularly compete in ultramarathons risk being tuckered out, researchers say, citing the results of a years-long study. “No physical activity is without risk, and ultra running is no exc... See more
EXCLUSIVE: God Calls Jeff Galloway ‘Super Nice Guy,’ Promises to Try Walk Breaks / Jeff Galloway, who died last week at age 80, is already winning new fans in heaven, Dumb Runner has learned, with God Himself calling the running icon a “super nice guy” an... See more
Local Runner Detects Notes of Lemon, Lime in Sports Drink / A local runner savored a glass of greenish-yellow sports drink recently, Dumb Runner has learned, swirling the sports drink in his glass before inhaling its aroma and taking a sip. Miles Raymond,... See more
