Odysseus Totally Overstriding Right Here, Local Runner Tells Girlfriend / Odysseus is “totally overstriding” in Christopher Nolan’s film adaptation of “The Odyssey,” a local runner told his girlfriend Sunday. The runner, William Hunting, 19, made the obse... See more
Ultra Race Director Acknowledges Course May Have Been Poorly Marked / The event director of a California ultramarathon acknowledged Sunday that the 100-miler’s course was “perhaps” not adequately marked, Dumb Runner has learned. The concession comes nearl... See more
Ask Dr. Dumb: How Can I Avoid Being GORED IN THE FACE? / Readers, life is strange and unpredictable. Now more than ever. For instance: One minute you’re just out there running, minding your business, and the next minute you’re being GORED IN THE FACE. Wha... See more
Organizers Say Twin Cities Marathon Will Move to Air-Conditioned Mall Beginning in 2028 / The Twin Cities Marathon will abandon its traditional outdoor course starting in 2028, organizers announced today, in favor of a route contained entirely within a cl... See more
Colorado Health Authorities Confirm 12 New Cases of Runner’s Mouth / Public health officials in Colorado have reported 12 new cases of runner’s mouth, Dumb Runner has learned, bringing the total number of confirmed cases in that state to 44—and they fear ... See more
