Organizers Say Twin Cities Marathon Will Move to Air-Conditioned Mall Beginning in 2028 / The Twin Cities Marathon will abandon its traditional outdoor course starting in 2028, organizers announced today, in favor of a route contained entirely within a cl... See more
Colorado Health Authorities Confirm 12 New Cases of Runner’s Mouth / Public health officials in Colorado have reported 12 new cases of runner’s mouth, Dumb Runner has learned, bringing the total number of confirmed cases in that state to 44—and they fear ... See more
Sports Scientist’s Wife Sick of Hearing How Sex and Isolated Anthropometric Measures Do Not Explain Individual Differences in Responsiveness to Advanced Footwear Technology in Highly Trained Runners / The wife of a local sports scientist is fed up with he... See more
Local Runner Wishes Emergency ID Bracelet Had Room for One More Line / A local runner ordering an ID bracelet online faced some hard choices yesterday, Dumb Runner has learned, as he realized there wasn’t room on the small metal plate for all the informat... See more
‘Perfect Weather for a Marathon,’ Says Spectator Standing Perfectly Still on Hot, Cloudless Morning / A spectator at a local marathon Sunday declared conditions for the event “perfect,” Dumb Runner has learned, citing the high temperatures and full sun. “... See more
